Dadzooka
I’ve made so many excuses for the Tooth Fairy that my kids must think that she is the most incompetent loser in the magical kingdom. Santa Claus doesn’t just miss work. The Easter bunny doesn’t come bearing excuses. Jackolanterns shine on Halloween and the Boogeyman lies eternally in wait but that Tooth Fairy… well she really needs to get her
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“Now,” Gloria said. “I’m happy.” I was utterly horrified. Even though Ned was nothing more than the ticking time bomb in my head; the very thing which had threatened my own life for all of these days… I simply couldn’t compute how she could murder him so casually. My stomach lurched, triggering an involuntary, chain reaction throughout the entirety of
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There is a darkness looming, a snake in the grass. It lays patiently waiting while we wander aimlessly through summer, knowing that it will have us in it’s icy grip before long. This thing, of course, is the school year routine. It’s time to get up early, abide by a schedule and have a bed time. It’s a total bummer.
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I love being a dad. It’s my single greatest mission in life, my passion and my purpose. There are however, downsides to the job. Here is my list, in no particular order, of what I believe to be the top 10 worst things about fatherhood. #10. Bodily Fluids: I have conducted an informal poll with fellow dads in my years
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Our first baby stood about two and a half feet tall. She was covered in thick black fur and she had doting brown eyes that begged for nothing in the world other than to be loved. She was a rescue pup and we adopted her just a day or two after the rescue center had her spayed. My wife, who
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His lust for power was overwhelming, an all consuming single mindedness that was steadily driving him to the brink of madness. He was a fire that would not die until he had burned everything in his path. The toddler’s reign of terror would not end until he had regained the infinity stones. Recently, my three boys earned the toy level
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